May 2013
37 posts
‘normal’ best friends
real best friends
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
sodamnrelatable:
when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter comes to check on you
upgraders:
“r u a top or a bottom” what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
vomology:
promo4homo:
barfing:
who remembers bettyspaghetty
unrealistic expectations for the female body
Knees weak arms spaghetti
April 2013
46 posts
heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho:
sempermisha:
i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it”
like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person
preach
favorite band: ok we'll go to every city in the world
me: so that mean you'll go to my-
favourite band: except for yours